Don't you hate it when you can hear everything that the people in the upstairs apartments are doing? I don't. Except for when the only thing that they are ever doing grosses the heck out of me. Five out of seven nights a week I am woken up in the middle of the night (like 3 am) by the rhythmic "squeak, squeak, squeak" of the upstairs bed. "Gross!" I moan, roll over, and stuff the pillow over my head. But no. It only gets louder and more constant, and goes on for at least half of an hour. Seriously. Seriously? Why does it take so long? To make matters worse, after every "event," my kindly and private friends, I get to listen to you take a forty minute bath in a shower that squeaks even worse than your bed. So by now, I have been awake for over an hour cursing the day you said "I do." I really should be more understanding and caring, but I just can't.
Twice I have resorted to chucking books at the ceiling in hopes that you would hear me and become terribly embarrassed, but each time Brandon (who has also woken up) takes the higher road and tells me that you can't help it. Can't help it? If I can hear the bed squeaking through the floor, I am sure that you can hear the noise that you are making in your own room.
Do you even have school or responsibilities? Not only do you do this most nights during the week at 3 am, but the few times I have been home early I have been fortunate enough to hear that this party goes on multiple times a day.
I am glad you love each other but I don't want to hear you love each other.
Thanks,
Your Downstairs Neighbor
This was the best angry face I could find.
